1. literallysnokoplasm:

    i really hate it when im reading a book and i picture the whole setting in my head a certain way and then the author mentions something which completely messes up the way i view the room or scene like a door on the left side instead of right or like a window which is only small instead of ceiling to floor or areas and landscapes on the road like cmon now i have to completely renovate the land in my head 

    (via howdoyoutakeoff)

     

  2. consultingsinnerman:

    catinthefedora:

    tealdragon:

    consulting-cannibal:

    catinthefedora:

    drawsshits:

    thearchangeltrickster:

    God: Gabe, stop, I’m working.
    Gabriel: I WANT TO MAKE SOMETHING TOOOOOOO!
    God: Here’s a box of parts, go nuts.
    God: -several hours later- Gabe? Where are you, my son?
    Gabriel: DAD, LOOKIT!
    God: Dafuq is that?
    Gabriel: A PLATYPUS!

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    OHMYGODS, THANK YOU FOR DRAWING THAT!

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    They don’t do much

    this is the fucking funniest thing ever

    LOOK at it though

    "just put it in australia"

    (via the-crowley-to-my-hell)

     
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  4. ice-solation:

    chrissymodi-frost:

    I have to reboot this today!

    omg

    (Source: moveslikecurt, via candlesandtea12)

     
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  6. This could be fun or extremely sad

    1. 1: Name
    2. 2: Age
    3. 3: 3 Fears
    4. 4: 3 things I love
    5. 5: 4 turns on
    6. 6: 4 turns off
    7. 7: My best friend
    8. 8: Sexual orientation
    9. 9: My best first date
    10. 10: How tall am I
    11. 11: What do I miss
    12. 12: What time were I born
    13. 13: Favorite color
    14. 14: Do I have a crush
    15. 15: Favorite quote
    16. 16: Favorite place
    17. 17: Favorite food
    18. 18: Do I use sarcasm
    19. 19: What am I listening to right now
    20. 20: First thing I notice in new person
    21. 21: Shoe size
    22. 22: Eye color
    23. 23: Hair color
    24. 24: Favorite style of clothing
    25. 25: Ever done a prank call?
    26. 27: Meaning behind my URL
    27. 28: Favorite movie
    28. 29: Favorite song
    29. 30: Favorite band
    30. 31: How I feel right now
    31. 32: Someone I love
    32. 33: My current relationship status
    33. 34: My relationship with my parents
    34. 35: Favorite holiday
    35. 36: Tattoos and piercing i have
    36. 37: Tattoos and piercing i want
    37. 38: The reason I joined Tumblr
    38. 39: Do I and my last ex hate each other?
    39. 40: Do I ever get “good morning” or “good night ” texts?
    40. 41: Have I ever kissed the last person you texted?
    41. 42: When did I last hold hands?
    42. 43: How long does it take me to get ready in the morning?
    43. 44: Have You shaved your legs in the past three days?
    44. 45: Where am I right now?
    45. 46: If I were drunk & can’t stand, who’s taking care of me?
    46. 47: Do I like my music loud or at a reasonable level?
    47. 48: Do I live with my Mom and Dad?
    48. 49: Am I excited for anything?
    49. 50: Do I have someone of the opposite sex I can tell everything to?
    50. 51: How often do I wear a fake smile?
    51. 52: When was the last time I hugged someone?
    52. 53: What if the last person I kissed was kissing someone else right in front of me?
    53. 54: Is there anyone I trust even though I should not?
    54. 55: What is something I disliked about today?
    55. 56: If I could meet anyone on this earth, who would it be?
    56. 57: What do I think about most?
    57. 58: What’s my strangest talent?
    58. 59: Do I have any strange phobias?
    59. 60: Do I prefer to be behind the camera or in front of it?
    60. 61: What was the last lie I told?
    61. 62: Do I prefer talking on the phone or video chatting online?
    62. 63: Do I believe in ghosts? How about aliens?
    63. 64: Do I believe in magic?
    64. 65: Do I believe in luck?
    65. 66: What's the weather like right now?
    66. 67: What was the last book I've read?
    67. 68: Do I like the smell of gasoline?
    68. 69: Do I have any nicknames?
    69. 70: What was the worst injury I've ever had?
    70. 71: Do I spend money or save it?
    71. 72: Can I touch my nose with a tongue?
    72. 73: Is there anything pink in 10 feet from me?
    73. 74: Favorite animal?
    74. 75: What was I doing last night at 12 AM?
    75. 76: What do I think is Satan’s last name is?
    76. 77: What’s a song that always makes me happy when I hear it?
    77. 78: How can you win my heart?
    78. 79: What would I want to be written on my tombstone?
    79. 80: What is my favorite word?
    80. 81: My top 5 blogs on tumblr
    81. 82: If the whole world were listening to me right now, what would I say?
    82. 83: Do I have any relatives in jail?
    83. 84: I accidentally eat some radioactive vegetables. They were good, and what’s even cooler is that they endow me with the super-power of my choice! What is that power?
    84. 85: What would be a question I’d be afraid to tell the truth on?
    85. 86: What is my current desktop picture?
    86. 87: Had sex?
    87. 88: Bought condoms?
    88. 89: Gotten pregnant?
    89. 90: Failed a class?
    90. 91: Kissed a boy?
    91. 92: Kissed a girl?
    92. 93: Have I ever kissed somebody in the rain?
    93. 94: Had job?
    94. 95: Left the house without my wallet?
    95. 96: Bullied someone on the internet?
    96. 97: Had sex in public?
    97. 98: Played on a sports team?
    98. 99: Smoked weed?
    99. 100: Did drugs?
    100. 101: Smoked cigarettes?
    101. 102: Drank alcohol?
    102. 103: Am I a vegetarian/vegan?
    103. 104: Been overweight?
    104. 105: Been underweight?
    105. 106: Been to a wedding?
    106. 107: Been on the computer for 5 hours straight?
    107. 108: Watched TV for 5 hours straight?
    108. 109: Been outside my home country?
    109. 110: Gotten my heart broken?
    110. 111: Been to a professional sports game?
    111. 112: Broken a bone?
    112. 113: Cut myself?
    113. 114: Been to prom?
    114. 115: Been in airplane?
    115. 116: Fly by helicopter?
    116. 117: What concerts have I been to?
    117. 118: Had a crush on someone of the same sex?
    118. 119: Learned another language?
    119. 120: Wore make up?
    120. 121: Lost my virginity before I was 18?
    121. 122: Had oral sex?
    122. 123: Dyed my hair?
    123. 124: Voted in a presidential election?
    124. 125: Rode in an ambulance?
    125. 126: Had a surgery?
    126. 127: Met someone famous?
    127. 128: Stalked someone on a social network?
    128. 129: Peed outside?
    129. 130: Been fishing?
    130. 131: Helped with charity?
    131. 132: Been rejected by a crush?
    132. 133: Broken a mirror?
    133. 134: What do I want for birthday?
     
  7. thelibrarina:

    thelibrarina:

    You guys.

    Steve Rogers doesn’t know about Luke’s dad.

    …What did that Avengers Tower movie night look like?

    "Okay, I’ve got historical events and music so far. What movies do I need to see?" Steve asks, breaking out his notebook.

    Some Like It Hot,” Bruce says immediately.

    Robin Hood,” Clint puts in, to no one’s surprise.

    Steve smiles. “Errol Flynn?”

    Men in Tights.”

    "…Okay."

    Natasha looks up from where she’s curled in an armchair. “The Sound of Music?”

    Clint snorts. “I think he might object to the singing Nazis, Nat.”

    Steve just raises an eyebrow. “Singing Nazis?” That one goes on the list.

    "Ooh, in that case, Pearl Harbor,” Tony says.

    A chorus of groans and protests meet his statement.

    "What? I kind of want to see his head explode."

    Steve does not put that one on the list. “Anything else?”

    Star Wars,” Darcy says, without looking up from her phone.

    The room goes silent. Everyone stops and stares at her like they’ve forgotten she stuck around after Jane went back to New Mexico. Which they probably have.

    "What?"

    "Darce, you’re a genius,” Clint breathes.

    Bruce actually smiles. “We are in the presence of the last unspoiled adult in the entire country.”

    Tony’s eyes light up. “Oh my god, he doesn’t know that Vader is—”

    Natasha has him in a choke-hold before anyone realizes she’s moving. “Not another syllable.”

    Tony raises his hands in surrender, and Natasha loosens her hold. “What the hell was that about?” he wheezes.

    She nods towards Bruce, who is looking somewhat green around the gills.

    "Spoilers make him angry."

    (via liamdryden)

     
  8. gidgetcooper:

    Me & Books in a nutshell

    (Source: cinnamonseries)

     
  9. korratea:

         surrounding a  w o r l d  with a blackening tide

    (via lordkushcloud)

     
  10. “It’s all so familiar, yet I know I’ve never been here before. I feel so at home.”

    (Source: nanase-chan, via lordkushcloud)